Saturday, December 11, 2010

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME


According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

2 comments:

  1. Love this...really funny! Merry Christmas, Mary

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  2. HAHAHAHA....Kathy:

    This is great to know!! I HAVE to tell Gary about this wonderful jewel of Christmas knowledge! Really, it doesn't surprise me in the least. It always takes a woman to get things done!!

    Thanks for the info:

    Kim
    Gerushia's New World

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